高级会员
太医令(从七品下)
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- 97 点
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- 注册时间
- 2006-3-11
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: ^ n( s3 n6 E. J- {* p% `7 I
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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& n' `% ?' q! g0 D- T j7 vAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! |5 N. T0 H1 C$ C9 z: I3 c" W( a( t
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5 m+ f! X$ C1 r$ m L4 \% L# M* f7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% R0 M: H* m# a0 D% @( H
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% W3 P0 C8 R7 t+ ^ H
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ `0 e5 a2 T' X% n6 z" Y% D" O2 x
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
7 W: o% l; H9 v6 D% K5 }' R; E dWhat you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6 _7 {4 r) e/ w, I10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] U2 o* X% c, x( i L9 t
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$ R; j4 ]* |$ G" B* F9 N11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
9 A1 F- B% @& q1 [# M( A; uAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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. T/ `9 n' t3 L2 {7 n12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) R2 |; r1 E) x* |! c; O
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& E2 k9 z* e% Z/ Q- Y13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]- R y1 n' R8 a; d
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 `5 D6 G7 {$ Z- j9 |
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! C/ n4 a& G9 T7 J5 l3 ]
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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: g$ |! x- C/ o+ ~2 p- ^) O) |16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5 b- Y1 J R, ^: w0 R+ e17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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/ v2 |9 ~' j" i19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] z$ i# X) L" `) E/ s/ q
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 Q% k* E% {6 Q0 V( b
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