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太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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y; F1 z. s' t. O% Z. J/ V( P1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9 S6 u( r0 G! _4 D" X; t! v2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' y+ \! v8 V1 I
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3 V& }+ K) R) i% C5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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* k0 r3 m1 d0 gAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( t+ H" V9 r1 o3 j& \4 C
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) t5 n: j6 `- I! a4 C6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 ` I( g* p) S4 Q
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! q& v' K' s/ k' U
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7 l& }* F6 e+ N9 ?* q" x7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
* M# d1 k0 R8 L4 `. X' VAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT], N$ o9 l( l+ `0 q8 r
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8 a& a9 ^( y+ E# P9 \9 z- i1 R2 |& |9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
% H" B$ v4 J& ?- W# D2 m9 Z: C2 |What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ K5 x8 \( w/ i- G* W- [
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: s. N& o/ b: c
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 e9 f% p# |' v! J( y' d
Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 q7 a1 J# G0 }
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( ]) V4 ?/ M2 Q# E1 U! }0 y
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: h8 m; D' ~5 E9 i; [2 e8 d% u
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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0 e( U2 n' \: u7 F, \( b) b2 Y14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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* i K" d% E; D5 i* X15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 X" V8 h t6 ~
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( [, H4 a4 l1 c% |$ ~8 f6 G17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* x$ e. ~, _5 ?' x
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]7 y6 [, J$ M$ R- h6 e) j4 r( J% Y
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' X ?3 A. [+ ?; o& V
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]/ U/ ]8 A( I1 P. u% F
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.5 S A$ N5 z0 H; _: Q W* I
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