高级会员
太医令(从七品下)
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- 注册时间
- 2006-3-11
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b5 A3 _- {5 {8 @ x1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 {: O" ]) j d" N
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; e% o- Z4 f- ]7 I) r3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9 x) b9 Q7 O& [! i5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
- f2 }# {0 i+ t0 K- o9 g WHappiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 R: |' k$ `/ d! A7 }
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And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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. U" {, U6 \; O; N4 y9 F7 Q8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
. |) x! d$ l2 TWhat you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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- } k' w6 F4 d( w10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 h( L O" h. x- E
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
( R3 E& i. u& K; |1 dAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% F- e% y! O- Q. D: a
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 N$ O! _$ `$ W/ U* w& C" k- k @
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 U9 T6 }: }' o% B2 ^" S9 P) O* }
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* B* D. F' Z# K# T# w9 B14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& o7 s1 ]7 r5 |; V
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& U7 u" n k, E& N# }' O4 `15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! j- ^' p/ w h& s
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9 `3 B. ]* n. a8 [: R17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 t0 s5 N! {& y
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
1 C; r' |/ ^, U' B: g8 Y+ PIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
( J* | b& t# c7 S; eThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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