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太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 z5 y4 z" r- T4 D+ g9 s& x
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( i |6 U9 `+ s) q" s8 O2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( w: P/ b X. @
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 A5 L: F" B5 ]# g
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! |0 o3 u# r- C' ?- E, a- P2 N
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]- H8 T2 h' s- X& u# |; A# ]1 F
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
, U9 Z( I2 p0 S, |% S' ]Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# `( C, B9 z9 j
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" F* Z/ _6 x. c. D0 r7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]/ [; O, M q( k2 n3 c" A# q7 n
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; \% K f6 x' t1 H [: I
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9 g q! K& | |$ \8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 u9 |1 N8 d5 h0 h" F4 i3 }, H
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
6 z7 s4 M& ]* Q7 E( D( u$ GWhat you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: T; i N$ D7 _: w- J2 w2 ~ X
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% m, b% |, ?+ U. L. m0 Z10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 I, y& S- A( T
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
6 D* A# C% o) F4 ?1 r& F8 f; H* k$ S5 [Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]/ k# Q# S2 \! M0 @0 E0 p/ b0 D
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% d1 n# v; ]' R0 N' c! N, Z12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; s/ _, T) d1 T. Q& E/ s
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
; }# p# p$ `& V5 C1 O. Y3 NThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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1 Q" ^9 J7 u4 D( v% D14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 d7 T, V& K9 H9 U5 }% I# e! b/ {
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: }* E& k: |9 X/ m
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]- D! m$ H! k a$ k
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 n/ H; B. \! _. ^/ K) m7 O) v
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* z$ N( D. P- Q
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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. O6 _2 J, R0 }1 G# r" E! j+ [# C19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
/ C" c$ u j- Y& YThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% ]1 ?) L- B7 o8 e3 b
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me." V: k3 e9 Q3 j+ u1 D
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